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Kathi, 18. Ich bin halb Bulgarin, spiele Gitarre und habe meine Seele an die Ärzte verkauft ^^
Mehr muss man eigentlich nicht wissen :D

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Quelle: howunpleasant-moved, via schluempfchen)

  • French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
  • Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
  • German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
  • English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
  • Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
  • #gallifreyan: this chair is sentient but the person sitting it is not #also what caste is the chair #it is very important to know what caste the chair is #we don't want to offend it (tags via charamei)