Kathi, 18. Ich bin halb Bulgarin, spiele Gitarre und habe meine Seele an die Ärzte verkauft ^^
Mehr muss man eigentlich nicht wissen :D
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
(Quelle: howunpleasant-moved, via schluempfchen)
This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
this chair is sentient but the person sitting it is not #also what caste is the chair #it is very important to know what caste the chair is #we don't want to offend it (tags via charamei)
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
I still want one….